Errectum
when you get a b-n-r by looking at -sses. usually female -sses.
guy #1: did you see ______ lastnight?
guy #2: yeah, man. _______ gives me an err-ct-m.
guy #1: an err-ct-m? what’s that?
guy #2: you know? an err-ct-m. where you get a b-n-r by looking at a smoking hot -ss.
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