Erwin

the most intelligent, s-xiest and funniest boyfriend ever!
“does your erwin has a brother? is he single?”
the best guy ever, who loves to write poems. he rocks at everything, and loves going outside. he’s very easy to get to know, and everyone loves him. a very awesome guy. :d
person x: who are you going to the concert with?

person a: erwin.

person x: count me in!
small town in north-eastern tennessee. the appalachian trail runs near it, and it is a popular destination for hikers to 1. resupply and/or 2. waste days away at the local hiker hostel.
-erwin is a good stop off point, they have a movie theater, a sonic and a couple pizza places.

-let’s do this thang.
a name given to people who like to swim. usually a playboy and loves to flirt. when you’re dating someone named erwin, beware.
that erwin is a swimmer but i think he’ll just two time me or worse…
pulling an erwin is when someone walks into a pole, or any type of solid object that you may walk into.
dude #1: yo man, did that guy just walk into a pole?
dude #2: yeah man, that foo pulled an erwin .
dude #1: tru, lets get drunk
dude #2: word up
someone who sleeps with everyone. will do anything that walks.
dang i heard that girl had s-x with five dudes in one night. yeah she is such an erwin.
a beer or alcoholic drink that has been left out unfinished. usually found in large numbers the next morning after a party.
1st guy: “dude, grab me a beer while you’re up.”
2nd guy: “no way, you already have two erwins sitting in front of you.”