erwin time
when an individual, usually college age politely requests for his/her roommate to leave the room for an hour so that he/she may m-st-rb-t- without worrying about being walked in on, thereby enjoying the privacy and peace of mind needed for a good masturbation session.
dude, it was like 4 in the afternoon and i was doing my work when my roommate barged in and told me to leave the room because he needed his erwin time.
the first time he had erwin time in a month, derek squirted such a big load that he ended up needing to clean his keyboard and his whole desk area
she hadn’t been with a guy in like three months so she decided to go erwin time on her roommate
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