ES-Penis
es-p-n-s is having the same person walk in on you all the time when you whip it out and try to take a p-ss. science has yet to determine this phenomena as psychic, merely coincidence or h-m-s-xual attempts to lure one into a s-xual act.
“g-d d-mn it! every time i go to take a p-ss at work, bruce walks into the john and uses the godd-mn urinal next to me. how does he know when i gotta p-ss? does he have es-p-n-s?”
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