escaburban
a ridiculously large suv, usually with only 1 person inside. used primarily by stay at home moms to go to starbucks or yoga cl-sses, with the guise that they need such a large, inefficient vehicle to haul around their kids.
britney wants a coffee, so she leaves the kids with their nanny and fires up the escaburban to drive 3 blocks to the nearest starbucks.
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