Escapee
a fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a p–p in a stall. this is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarr-ssment.
if you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. pretend it did not happen. if you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. no one likes an escapee. it is uncomfortable for all involved. making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy. “dude, i just let out an escapee!”
the french fries at the bottom of the whole take out bag from a fast food restaurant. also called, bag fries
hey man, are you going to eat all your fries?
they are all gone, check the bag for escapees.
as defined by nasa and escapee is a situation where a flash frozen t-rd escapes from the toilet in zero gravity.
captian to mission control: an escapee has been detected in lavatory 2. the new waste management system needs more testing.
a fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing p–p in a stall. this is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic/embarr-ssment. this is similar to the hot flash you receive when p-ssing a police car while speeding. if you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. pretend it did not happen. if you are standing next to the farter at the urinal, pretend that you did not hear it. no one likes an escapee; it is uncomfortable for all involved. making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.
i was taking a leak and suddenly a fart escape at the same time,
i had an escapee !!!!
a squirt of cr-p that escapes into your pants, usually occurs while exercising
“aww, nutz. i got an escapee in my pants i gotta go”
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