Escaping shotton
when your sh-t is so big that not even a double flush will get rid of this bad boy. the only way to get rid of this is to let it climb out over the side and off into the sunset.
their was a guy who was proud to show off the size of his escaping shotton, even giving them names, after several attempts to get rid he had to let them go, barry the t-rd lived in a box in his shed….
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