Esconghetto
slang term for the city of escondido, california. the word is the result of a combination of the adjective “ghetto” with the formal name “escondido”, coined by white suburban kids whose private at-home lifestyles exceed the standards and venues of ther public areas in the city they reside.
of course they don’t sell designer jeans at our mall…we live in esconghetto!
what us escondido kids like to call our beloved broken down part of town.
kid #1: so where did you grow up?
kid #2: oh, escon-ghetto.
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