Escoop Velocity
the self-control needed to resist the pull of a pint of ice cream, which, consumed to a certain point, may draw the eater into finishing the pint against his or her will. see also haagen daze.
ben & jerry’s new star wars flavor is so good, i lacked the willpower to achieve escoop velocity finished the pint on my own. yes, the force is strong in this one.
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