Escorting the Obama’s to the White House
politically correct term for defecating after the inaguration of the united state’s 44th president, barack obama.
when you have to p–p so bad it becomes your number one priority.
randy pretended he was a secret service agent when he was escorting the obama’s to the white house.
sorry dude, i got an important mission. i have to escort the obama’s to the white house.
escorting the obama’s to the white house
sh-tting into the toilet.
-looks around(to the left and to the right, each stall wall) and presses secret service ear device thing–“preparing to escort the obama’s into the white house”. -pulls down trousers and what-not and sits on the toilet, kerplops multiple pieces of sh-t into the toilet- “now escorting the obama’s to the white house”
{thought i came up with this phrase today, only to find that i’m three years too late on urbandict…d-mn it}
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