Escroted
the act or state of being escorted from a particular establishment by your nutzack.
darryl: what u doin home so early? i thought you went on a date?
leroy: i did! we went back to her house after dinner. i tried to give her the old johnny slip-and-sneak and got escr-t-d me the f-ck out.
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