esd
extra sensory deception – the sensation of your cell phone going off in your pocket even though it’s not there. not to be confused with esp or extra sensory perception, being aware of something without any tangible contact, like clairvoyance or telepathy.
i reached into my pocket to answer my phone but it was just esd … my phone was on the charger!
electro-static discharge
it’s what happens when you f-ck up electronics with static electricity. also known as evil demons.
damage occurring to mosfet and cmos chips and other electronical items when they are touched by a statically charged person.
f-ck…the esd ripped up my 4094..f-ck static electricity
esd – publicly acceptable shorthand for the sentence, “eat sh-t and die.” commonly followed by a proper noun of address. typically used in situations where the word sh-t is not allowed to be used, or where the available number of display characters is limited, e.g. license plates and public signs.
mr. jones, i want you to go into the lounge of the common area at walton hall tonight and write on the chalkboard, “esdw. xoxo, h.”
something that will never happen
the a+ book says to ground yourself to prevent esd
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