Eskimo bowling
another name for the sport of curling. this is a game which is played mainly by middle aged, slightly overwieght men in the middle of winter. the main criteria to play this sport appears to be an ability to drink. the game itself is a strategic battle in which large stones are thrown down a sheet of ice and for some inexplicable reason, 2 men sweep the ice in front of the stone. the game is similar to bowling, in the sense that there is a lot of down time for the players, thus allowing more time to drink. (see bocce, horseshoes, darts, golf , etc.). the game is dominated by canadians
him – honey, let’s go out to do some eskimo bowling.
her- great idea, let me get my mickey and my parka
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