Eskimo Gum-rub
a blow-job from a toothless native alaskan. due to poor standards in dental care, many native alaskans lose their teeth, leading to toothless bl-wj-bs.
“pale-face, c-cksucking motherf-cker! no eskimo gum-rub for you! kill me now!”
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