Eskimo Iced Tea
gasoline, served in a garbage bag. causes brain damage, but with eskimos, it’s not like ya’d notice.
let’s go down to the esso, eh? grab us some iced tea.
urine, served over ice and angostura bitters.
pour me an esjie tea, baby?
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