Eskimo mushroom hammer
1. this is when you bludgeon and kill a seal with your erect p-n-s
2. this is when you awaken your significant other by hitting her repeatedly in the face with the head of your p-n-s. (see also: australian alarm clock.
1. even though the eskimo mushroom hammer is fun, peta is strongly against it.
2. lisa prefers the eskimo mushroom hammer to the australian alarm clock.
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