Eskimodest
a level of physical modesty where so much is censored by the combination of clothing length, thickness, color neutrality and body contour non-existence that it makes an eskimo suit look like victoria’s secret.
“man, i can’t tell if that’s suzan from third grade or a tuskan raider with a f-nnypack.”
“women of character are modest. the amish are eskimodest.”
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