esp
extra-sensory-perception. often referred to as “the sixth sense”. often used in conversation when one makes a lucky guess as to what someone is about to say.
m.c. hammer: i want to-
patrick surtain: sleep!
m.c. hammer: hey! i was just going to say that!
patrick surtain: i must have esp!
used as shorthand in online conversations to subst-tute ‘especially’.
person 1: wow that concert was ace!
person 2: yeh the drummer was esp good.
a company that makes guitars and b-sses. originally started as a custom guitar shop, they later started m-ss-producing certain styles. the cheaper, korean-made models are refered to as esp ltds. esp guitars are mostly custom made, but they still sell a few “base” models. they are mostly used by hard rock and nu metal bands such as deftones, cold, ill niño, skinlab, etc.
their custom made guitars are way too expensive for my tastes, but if you like them, hey, go for it. www.espguitars.com
esp in gaming language (mainly counterstrike games and mods, fps games) means enemy sound position. it is an illegal program, cheat, which shows a square or dot or other sign on the position of other players (of opposite and/or the same team), and that symbols are visible through walls so user of esp can see where enemies are. this is kind of wallhack.
-thx man! this is sooo great esp! without it our team would lost this match!
short form of especially.
i like pakistan’s cricket match esp. when it is in dubai.
eat-study-p-ss
the only things i have time for anymore, d-mn esp.
electronic stability program
esp is a further enhancement to the anti-lock braking system (abs) and traction control system (tcs). the esp is designed to detect a difference between the driver’s control inputs and the actual response of the vehicle. when differences are detected, the system intervenes by providing braking forces to the appropriate wheels to correct the path of the vehicle. this automatic reaction is engineered for improved vehicle stability, particularly during severe cornering and on low-friction road surfaces, by helping to reduce over-steering and under-steering.
gf: what’s this esp b-tton in my car?
bf: a function to help you not drive off the road on messy weather, hit it.
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