Espalectic


some one who is being a complete r-t-rd. comes from the “inbreeding” of the words spastic and epileptic.
normal person: ‘wot sort of dance is that’
espalectic person: ‘one i sort of created in the mirror one day’
normal person: ‘f-cking espalectic’

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