espehoe
a superficial person that monitors his/her personal image whenever p-ssing near a reflective surface, such as an especially clean car, a slightly reflective window, or a pool of water. the term applies even if the said person is discreet. for example, he/she observes out the corner of his/her eyes without pausing for a full glimpse. however, the term functions in a stronger manner if, for example, one intentionally aligns his/her path so as to monitor his/her stride while approaching the reflective surface. the word is derived from a combination of the spanish word ‘espejo’ or mirror, and hoe, meaning wh-r-.
male p-ssanger: “dude, she’s look’n right at me.”
male driver: “calm down pablo, she’s just check’n herself out in the reflection. you can’t see through these ventanas.”
male p-ssanger: “f—ing espehoe.”
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