Espen
contrary to what some may believe, to pull an ‘espen’ actually means achieving something larger than life, a supreme achievement few could only dream of.
that’s one small step for an espen, but a giant step for mankind, all of whom can only dream to be as great as him.
the most handsome guy in norway, nice, hot, cool, chill, s-xy.
every girl when they see espen: ” omg, he is soo handsome!” “please be mine” “can i touch you?”
every hot guy should be called espen.
to hungrily harr-ss friends or acquaintances for their leftover food or other possessions.
he was espening me all night long!!
to pull an ‘espen’ means performing a normal day activity while simultaneously looking like a complete f-ckwad.
‘hey you sure pulled a mighty espen there dude’
an espen is someone who can’t complete the most simple of tasks without looking like a total f-ckup. they also might be someone who has an opinion on everything although they have know prior knowledge to the topic. another reason for calling someone an “espen” is that they will always do half a job.
cor that new guy is a complete espen.
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