Esperance
an amazing place. an australian town about an hours drive away from the cape le grande national reservation, and the most beautiful beaches you will ever see.
esperance is f-cking awesome
a town in wa australia that has nothing good to do, the only people that would want to live there when they grow up are farmers, and surfer drop outs. all that everyone does is have a go at eachother on facebook.
your town is nearly as bad as esperance!
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