esperhand
this regal b-tch. not only does she run the show with a bush full of roses but she does it in a way that makes you say ‘hm, for an old lady i’d still smash’.
also known as lady olenna.
my grandmother is such an esperhand. she gets all the boys in her rose garden.
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