ESPioNics
a language used by people (primarily caucasian men in their early 20s) who watch too much sports center, and characterized by douchebag phrases and lack of verb tense.
tool 1: “howszit?!? say, who wins this year’s purdue-michigan game?”
tool 2: “my boy at qb has sick skills. just sick. the boilers win an easy one, bro-man.”
after this display of espionics, both tools do the fist-b-mp and shoot jaegerbombs together.
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