ESPN kid
one of those sport kids from your high school who wears sweat pants every day. an espn kid leaves his tv on espn all day even though its boring and repeats the same sh-t every ten mins.
“why does that f-cker cool guy everyone and get laid even though he is boring, not funny, and wears nike sweat pants everyday (and/or basketball shorts with tall nike socks and sandals)”?
“well it’s because he’s a godd-mn blockhead espn kid”.
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