essential oils
the thing marketers slap on labels for womens products. they’re not quite sure why it works but women gush over products that claim to have these life saving oils, especially if they’re in the middle of making a youtube video. i don’t know how the africans live without them.
my favourite is this organic ‘essential oils’ made from sunflowers, great for my face, bloating, dandruff, laxative, s-xual arousal, don’t forget to like and subscribe.
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