Essex

the richest county in the united kingdom. ess-x is not full of chavs or r-t-rds or whatever these idiots say above this definition.
people from ess-x dislike chavs just as much as anybody else here does.

there are some complete idiots in esses but, isnt there idiots everywhere?
“ess-x – the richest county in the uk”
worst reputation in england for slags. they are ment to be the easiest. however, you shouldn’t judge as that’s probably just bullsh-t. i’m sure they are all lovely.
she is like an ess-x girl!omg
one of the richest counties in england
jealous northerners with small p-n-ses, ugly faces, fat women and tractors feel the need to b-tch about thier superiors.
a place constantly stereotyped.
it’s funny because i’m an ess-x girl, born and bred in one of the ‘worst’ parts, yet i’m not a slag, not pregnant, don’t wear burberry or any fake cr-p, can talk properly and i’m well educated.
go figure. 🙂
oh god, she’s from ess-x, must be a slag.
south eastern county bordering london, which despite popular belief, consists primarily of conservative voting middle – upper cl-sses seeking an escape from the city. unfortunately tainted by areas such as romford and southend, where the amount of chavs, scallies and other such fake – burberry wearing sc-m are contained and looked down upon. highlights include chigwell, loughton, buckhurst hill, epping where the amount of real armani, versace, prada and gucci being worn, and porsches, jaguars and ferrari’s on the roads have a value greater than the gross amount of money that vermin on state benefit, like those found in romford, con from our government.
areas with high houseprices, high avearage wage and at least one car of a value greater than 35k
1) much maligned county in south east england. canvey island, ess-x was one of the few places to submit a realistic bid against london for the 2012 olympics.

2) contains popular domestic holiday destinations such as southend, shoeburyness and basildon.

3) inhabitants also speak with what is considered the most aurally pleasing of english accents. it is also the most common tongue in places such as prague and benidorm.

1) people say that about ess-x cos its a cultural desert, innit!

2) our caravan in clacton-on-sea was torched last weekend!

3) chardonnnaaaahy, we goin to bluewortah dis sahndeee?
i dunnooaah kerrahy, aint lakeside nearah?
noun: a 238-ton whaling ship, based out of nantucket island (usa), famously sunk on november 20, 1820 in an encounter with “mocha d-ck”, an albino sperm whale defending his pod against human predation. incident widely acknowledged as the direct inspiration for herman melville’s 1851 novel “moby-d-ck, or the whale”.
“following the second hull strike by mocha d-ck, the ess-x crew had only minutes to provision the surviving boats and cast-off before the ship sank.”