Essex Fells


usually known for being wealthy,smart and full of hot guys in khaki pants and polo shirts, it is a great place to live. it is in ess-x county, new jersey. some kids attend west ess-x middle school and high school but many leave or go straight to private school. the people living here tend to be obsessed with lacrosse and have great flow.
person 1: hey, you know that kid liam garvey?

person 2: he’s the ess-x fells kid with great flow, right?

person 1: yeah.
ess-x fells is a place where everyone has money. whether they are into business or they are a celebrity. home of many celebrities. everyone is very preppy wearing polo shirts and very expensive clothing, because they can afford it. very small town, a little more than just one square mile. there is a pond called “the pond” where everyone goes skating on during the winter. many kids attend the elementary school in town which is as small as a private school, only about 200 kids in grades preschool all the way through sixth grade. after sixth grade, some kids go to west ess-x middle school and high school, but most of their parents don’t like the idea of them going to a large public school where students don’t get as much attention as they should, so they get sent to private school. most boys go to either delbarton or oratory. oratory costs $17,900 and delbarton costs $32,2000. also, the girls usually go to oak knoll or if they go to west ess-x middle school then leave for high school they usually go to mount saint dominic, which starts at ninth grade. mount saint dominic costs $15,850 and oak knoll costs $33,550. usually, the kids who are at private schools are the most wealthy, considering how much each school costs when they can just go to west ess-x for free. overall, ess-x fells is a great town to live in.
ess-x fells has hot guys and skinny girls

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