essighing
the arduous process of writing an essay, and its tendency to make the writer want to kill themselves…hence the -sigh-
friend 1: “hey, want to try heroin tonight?”
friend 2: “can’t man, i’m essighing all night”
friend 1: “that sucks. oh well, more heroin for me!”
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a loud and obnoxious woman who wears office attire at the weekend. usually a member of the upper cl-ss she will more likely resemble the equus ferus caballus, sometimes simply being described as ‘horsey.’ she will also tend to be ruddy cheeked, over weight and generally a bieguustch… more so, a pencilc-nt. roly: ‘how is […]
- e-stim
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- Status Jump
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- flobdobber
extremely large and saggy br–sts. sometimes a flobdobber can posess a discustingly large nipple and areola. me: d-mn hamilton did you see that b-tches t-ts? those are so gross but i can’t quit staring at them! hamilton: h-ll ya man, those are definately some saggy–ss flobdobbers!