essy

adjective; synonym for “s-xy”.
person 1: check out that hot chick!
person 2: yes, particularly essy!
one hot b-tch! s-xy legs, bangin smile and athletic! b-tch can f-ck hard too!
boy 1: heey do you se that chick over there?
boy 2: yeah hot ay?
boy 1: haard her name must be essy
a person once worked out at golds gym (only bench of course claiming that “anything else is for f-cking p-ss-es and f-gs”) but doesn’t anymore possibly from the traumatic experience of having foreign objects shoved up an essy’s r-ct-m or for the lack of a better reason. this kind of person then pursues a music career. this career however looks bleak for an essy because of the name display case.
you know that essy character” “yeah he is kindof pathetic” “you took the words right out of my mouth
describes a vexing att-tude. as many male h-m-s-xuals enunciate the hard “s” sounds in words; to be essy is to say p-ssy without the “p” but with the fabulous flare that only male g-y men do.
ugh i am just so essy right now. i mean. h-llo! we were next in line!