estate girl
female of the species who hangs around late-opening shops, chippies, kiddies’ playground, etc. making a nuisance of herself. often hunt in packs. wears too much make up. smokes from the age of 12. attracted to “phat motors” (aka skips) driven by “rude boys” (aka chav sc-m).
their goal in life is to get pregnant before they are 14 (i.e. left on the shelf), get a council flat, live “on the social” and then have a few more technicolour children by -ssorted males until they are 35 and either get stabbed by a child/partner or die of an overdose/lung cancer.
mutya from the sugarbabes.
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