Esteban


a super-s-xy hispanic alter ego that is present inside the whitest of white guys, and if released will grant that guy all the women he could want.
jack: how did you score that chick?
jim: i unleashed my esteban
source: esteban valasquez, hispanica
a super awesome, caring and funny guy, who makes a great best friend, and is super easy to fall in love with, but for some reason, has very bad taste in girls. he is extremly hot, and many girls have a crush on him. he is often short (but s-xy), has strong faith in g-d, and loves his mother. alot.
me: “i love you esteban”
esteban:”like a best friend?”
me: “…sure.”
esteban is used to describe one who is extremely s-xy and bad -ss. the hottest guy you can ever meet, hes hot, fine, and everything a girl can ask for. hes perfect! . and an esteban d-ck is so big, it is more than likely known as a c-ckzilla!
guy 1:dude, have you seen liz today?
guy 2:no, why?
guy 3:she’s walking like a penguin, esteban must’ve gotten a hold of her!
guy 4:jesus christ!!!!, poor girl…
the state of being one with the force.
after much searching, i have finally esteban-ed.
a super-s-xy hispanic alter ego that is present inside the whitest of white guys, and if released will grant that guy all the women he could want.
jack: how did you score that chick?

jim: i unleashed my esteban
a super awesome, caring and funny guy, who makes a great best friend, and is super easy to fall in love with, but for some reason, has very bad taste in girls. he is extremly hot, and many girls have a crush on him. he is often short (but s-xy), has strong faith in g-d, and loves his mother. alot.
me: “i love you esteban”

esteban:”like a best friend?”

me: “…sure.”
when a woman scratches a man’s taint during s-x.
dude, i was doing this chick from behind and she was giving me the esteban.

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