eternalarse
being a complete -sshole all the time.
1) dude, it’s a funeral, stop being an eternal-rs-…
2) get over yourself, stop being such an eternal-rs-.
3) ok, this is my wedding, you are my best man, where are the rings??? stop being such an eternal-rs-!
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