ETF
short for ‘escape the fate’
american post hardcore band.
“dude, i’ve got tickets to go+see etf next yr !!”
an acronym that stands for estimated time to f-ck. used in time estimation on one think they will be able to f-ck a particular person.
guy 1: wow that chick is really messy drunk, what do you think her etf is?
guy 2: i say cab ride
guy1: so you still going out with that chick from j-date?
guy2: yes, my etf is defiantly 4 dates and a meeting with the parents.
fat chicks are known for their low etf.
easy to f-ck
brad “dude it took me no time to f-ck that girl i just met at the movies the other night !”
tom “she’s that e.t.f ?”
early termination fee- the often exorbitant fee charged by service providers when a subscriber cancels a service before the end of a specific period of time. the fee is usually part of a promotional package or service contract.
i’d ditch my dsl, but the etf is m-ssive!
extremely and thoroughly f-cked.
1. the fortunate condition of being well and truly f-cked.
2. the unfortunate condition of being poorly f-cked, in the -ss, while blindfolded, by someone whose ident-ty is uncertain.
alternate usage: extremely and thoroughly f-cked over, “screwed over”
i can’t believe how badly they treated me! i feel so etf.
extra terestrial freak- a name you call someone/your friend when their being so freak-ish its out of this world
girl- today this girl in my 8th period came in and was dancing while wearing a unitard!
other girl- woah what a etf!!!!!!
girl- my sister took my camera and was taking pictures of fat people at the beach. shes such an etf
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