Etham


etham is the ship name of two individuals named etham and sam. etham is usually the shipping of a h-m-s-xual couple but it can also refer to heteros-xuals. the characteristics of etham include a constant need to touch each other, being obsessed with their ‘nine-inchers’, and being just ridiculously arrogant. you can recognise etham by their shared love for banter, their many annoying topless ‘manly’ selfies on instagram and their protective tendencies towards one another. sadly even though etham is really cute, they will always deny their love for one another.
girl: hey did you see that adorable look ethan gave sam?
guy: yeah, they’re obviously secretly together.

girl: etham is so cute, why can’t they just go public?

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