Ethan
ethan, he’s a huge d-ck. people named ethan are self-centered and don’t actually think about the feelings of the girl he dates. ethan’s are people who think they’re good at stuff like parkour but really, they know they suck on the inside.
ethan: hi what’s up ladies!
sara: ew get away, he’s just another ethan.
a male given name meaning strong, firm and safe.
of course the girls like him, his name is ethan after all.
known for his good looks,whitty charm, and having a much larger p-n-s than colin.
ethan is such a hunk, he’s’ so m-ssive.
a boy that can change a girl’s heart from cold and broken, to full of love and happiness. he may be soft spoken but he has a lot to say. he is handsome and all the girls want him. he is athletic and strong, but still kind and gentle. he is hard working and very respectful. he does everything he can to make you happy. he’s someone you want to spend the rest of your life with.
mary: wow that guy seems amazing. what’s his name?
lilly: ethan
mary: oh, figures.
a perfectly perfect male; an unavailable man.
i love you ethan.
an amazing, caring person who deserves the best in the world.
ethan can also be defined under the words s-xy, sweet, awesome, etc.
ethan is the coolest person you will ever meet.
usually the s-xiest man in school and has many friends and many girls want him. hes charming, funny, nice, smart.
1. dude what happened to you?
im pulling an ethan
2. whoa, look at that ethan
3. hes the coolest man on earth
4. i wish i was an ethan
the cute white guy you find yourself staring at in cl-ss sometimes.
caught myself gazing at ethan again…
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