Ethaniel
1.a flirtations male who plays guitar, is good at acting, and likes long walks on the beach with crabs.
2. the act of super gluing ones p-n-s to there stomach.
dude john fell asleep and i totally just ethaniel’ed him.
john: are you going out with susan?
gary: naw ethaniel got her.
john: ohhhh, sorry man.
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