ethlete
a description of an individual that only partic-p-tes in on-line or video sports
that kid is hooked on video football. he is a real ethlete
etymology: a portmanteau of electronic and athlete.
pr-nunciation: ˈēth-ˌlēt or ˈē-thə-ˌlēt\ (the second pr-nunciation emphasizes “leet”)
a skilled, trained, or professional video game player. used in the same context athlete might be used, including further portmanteaus.
jeremy, from pure pwnage, is extremely e-thletic.
“dude, i hurt my foot playing the b-ss pedal on rock band.”
“looks like a bad case of e-thlete’s foot, i’ll call john madden.”
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