eucalyptass
extreme redness, irritation, rawness in the -n-l region and surrounding skin resulting from inadvertent use of eucalyptus-soaked hand freshening towels in place of dude wipes (or other type of moist towelette) to clean one’s -ss after a messy bowel movement.
man, my grundle is in agony–i couldn’t wipe my -ss fast enough after laying down some hot snakes, but i grabbed the wrong wipes in my girlfriend’s bathroom and now i’ve got a bad case of eucalypt-ss.
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