Euchemics


euchemics is the belief and/or practice of improving the quality of the human population(sometimes, even to the point of upgrading people to become superhuman) through designer drugs, anti anxiety drugs, safe stimulants, medicines, certain psychedelics, nootropics, and research chemicals in combination with a healthy lifestyle. it’s upgrading humanity, sometimes to the point of becoming superhuman. it is a social philosophy advocating the improvement of human life through responsible use of non-toxic drugs to achieve higher intelligence, treat mental illnesses, increasing strength, increasing life-span, curing deseases, and the ultimate goal of near indestructability. also to reduce the number of people who use toxic drugs by educating society to say no to toxic drugs and using non-toxic drugs as an alternative. the ultimate goal of euchemics is achieving near indestructability. side goals of euchemics include, super happiness, societal peace, superpowers, superhuman intelligence, ect.
dude 1: i just consumed a small amount of gbl to deal with anxiety.
chick 1: i consumed prolintane, phenylpiracetam and fluorenol to help me study.
dude 2: i mixed cyclohexylaminopropane in this juice i drank to run the 3 k race.
all three: we upgraded ourselves with euchemics. all right!

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