Eugene Kanning
an extreme activity that involves at least three sheep, five priests, and one lonely obese girl. similar to badminton, the game usually consists of b-lls being hit over a large object. in some countries, it is also known as extreme teabagging but sometimes it may involve the use of a petrified elephant t-st-cl- and a one gallon tub of vaseline.
it is illegal in the united states of america, because it has caused acute testicular shrinkage in 20% of all asian american males.
“i’m 64 and a chronic m-st-rb-t-r with a disturbingly large beanie baby collection, because i enjoy eugene kanning too much when i am in sunday school.”
“i’m extreme and i eugene kan on a daily basis. the only side effect is that i -j-c-l-t- dust.”
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