eugene’s backpack
when a eugene is seen with a backpack, one should run in the opposite direction as fast as possible. the common eugene will often carry a number of things in his backpack, including a trench coat and a fedora. however, the main reason why eugene’s backpack is worrying is because he usually carries his ak-47 -ssault rifle with many extended clips. he makes sure that he has extra clips when he is planning a school event in the school hall.
eugene’s backpack contained a variety of items including his -ssault rifle. it was getting to the whole school -ssembly, and son we were worried about where those bullets would end up
“i saw a eugene reach into his backpack and pull out a fedora. i ran as fast as i could in the other direction because i was worried about what he would whip out next.”
“i was sitting next to a eugene in cl-ss yesterday, when all of a sudden i see him reach into his backpack, i was extremely worried about what he would whip out, so i forced the teacher to let me go to the toilet before i got shot up”
“me and my friends were sitting in the dining hall, when we see a lonely eugene reaching into his backpack, we saw a flash of wood, which instantly prompted my vietnam flashbacks; causing us all to run before he emptied his extended clips into the dinner ladies”
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