EUI
making large unrealistic bids for items on auction sites like (ebay) . usually after excess drinking or drugging . buyers remorse follows after checking email the next morning & finding bid confirmations for unwanted items .
i bid up that beemer on (ebay) then found out the next am that i won it & cost is three grand to ship
worst eui ever
emailing under the influence; modern variant on drunk-dialing
did you really google that girl you had a crush on at summer camp and email her asking her to move in with you?
yeah, total e.u.i. she’s going to be here on thursday in a uhaul.
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