eups
when you are faced with a mistake or an unprecedented situation of an awkward nature which may put you into an incessant urge to for give yourself or simply to blurt out eups.
“eups that dog just peed on me.”
“weres the roach?
dude its out.
eups.”
“look over there (you see two people hooking up) eups
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