Euro cheese dog
a yellowish ring-like residue around the lips resultant from performing f-ll-t– on an unclean, uncirc-mcised p-n-s. the p-n-s in this state often resembles a turtle neck smothered in ricotta cheese and the detritus commonly smells of fetid milk and the stale sweat of an old gym sock used as a receptacle for masturbation.
“hey steve – why are you wearing so much blistex?”
“oh dude, i just blew the foreign exchange student for bus fare and he gave me a euro cheese dog.”
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