Eury
eury
1. (noun) a lard–ssed, big-bellied sow-b-tch from africa who pops-out children and abandons them to be molested by her pedophile brothers, all of whom have different fathers (see also: fat wh-r-) ;
2. (verb) to do something vile, disgusting or disloyal to a friend or family member and then become enemies when they are angry at you.
3. (adjective) superlative modifier for all things flabby, evil or heinous; used to describe a higher level of awfulness.
example 1:
“i’d say rosie o’donnel was a eury, but that wouldn’t be fair.”
“why not?”
“because as far as i know, she doesn’t hand over her children to pedophile half-brothers.”
“excellent point!”
example 2:
“so i took a sh-t on her keyboard at work and sent a photo of it to her manager.”
“harsh! wasn’t she mad about that?!?”
“yes, it was unbelievable! how dare she get mad at me!!! so…we’re not friends anymore!”
“you totally pulled a eury!”
example 3:
“did you see that decaying dead seal on the beach? it smelled really bad!”
“dude, it smelled eury bad!!! and it was mad fat…like eury fat!!!”
an informal slang pejorative and slanderous subst-tute for europeans.
d-mn uppity euries!
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