eva dillard
a great beautiful angel with gorgeous brow eyes and a smile with glee. the most beautiful brown hair and has charm to everyone. gets perfects grades and never gets in trouble. however she has a dark side and knows how to party and have fun. but be careful when you meet an eva dillard because she is great at mind tricks and never lets you know what she is thinking and is very protective over those she loves, so have fun she is not a bad person but be carful, her words are like knives.
man this girl eva dillard is amazing i want to ask her out
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