Evag


electronic v-g-n-.
not to be confused with epeen.
an evag is referred to the “smallness” of your v-g-n-, rather than “largeness” with epeen.

an evag is given to us because men are always acknowledged instead of women.
🙂
girl: why do guys get an epeen?! why can’t we have an evag?
girl 2: we will now!

boy: ey, wanna see mah epeen? it’s pretteh big if you know what i mean!
girl: no. my evag is pretty small though.
electronic v-g-n-.
not to be confused with epeen.
an evag is referred to the “smallness” of your v-g-n-, rather than “largeness” with epeen.

an evag is given to us because men are always acknowledged instead of women.
🙂
girl: why do guys get an epeen?! why can’t we have an evag?
girl 2: we will now!

boy: ey, wanna see mah epeen? it’s pretteh big if you know what i mean!
girl: no. my evag is pretty small though.
electronic v-g-n-. a male partic-p-nt in an online setting (i.e. an online game) that -ssumes a female ident-ty or avatar; typically with the intention to trick a white knight into providing them with things for free.
gamer1: “did you just give them all your money?”

gamer2: “yeah i think she’s totally into me.”

gamer1: “that was a guy… you just got scammed by that evag! lol”

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