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Evan Bailey

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• mass texticide

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• Wii Fit

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• ew-ish

  often spelled ew-ish, new slang term to describe someone ewie, gross, or slightly repulsive, such as a fat -ss. so use it b-tchez! “ew, whop is so ew-ish!” “iknow, its like, lose a few!”

• Nostalgic Pie

  a pie that, when eaten, gives the consumer a curious sense of nostalgia. arran: i just ate a nostalgic pie. annie: wat ryan: -what when you fail at life arran: i just had a nostalgic pie ryan: you failed

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