Evan James Tucker


this is the name of god. evan james tuckers are probobly the most saught after men on earth. they have milfs for mothers, and nice b-tts. pinch em, they won’t mind;) they’re normally very musically talented and definately the best friends you can ever make! they’ll wear chick bracelets for their best friend. no lie. hazaah for evans!(:
chick: i’m praying.
dude: to g-d?
chick: no way! to evan james tucker.

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